Marina ([info]toastandtea) wrote,
@ 2004-03-15 00:26:00
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Lauren sends her regards.
Alias! Can i just say how nice it is to see my friends list happy with the show for once? Aw! The love.

-"I like the senator." Why oh why did that make me laugh so much? Because it did. It gave me this image of Vaughn's father-in-law being this loopy guy wearing a boat captain's hat with a scotch in his hand going around having people call him The Senator. Comedy gold, my friend. And! "It's fantastic." "Yeah, i can tell." Oh Weiss, i love you.

-Weiss! Scruffy!Weiss in a bar! Wooo! And, uhm, yeah, so when the dudes with guns showed up outside, i was like "please don't shoot Weiss, pleasepleaseplease", because i get antsy like that, and then they did! And i was like "FUCK!!" But he was still okay, and then they shot him again, and i was like "SHIT! okay, something's going on. riiight?" And then Syd was there in a wig, and i was thoroughly, thoroughly confused. But then Vaughn was there too, and then Weiss was okay, and so i was relieved but yelling "I HATE YOU" at my tv screen because that's just mean. Oh man, though, "it's called 'method acting'." Sooo funnneeee.

-The whole thing with the fake hotel room? I was so confused. It was enjoyable, but i was confused. It happens. Anyway, the fake news report was funny. Because what if he had just left the channel on? Did they have other fake news for filler? Silly CIA! Silly silly.

-VAUGHN AS SARK AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA! I died. I fell over and died. I mean... dude. DUDE. DUDE. I just can't get past the hilarity of it. And the hotness. And the hilarity! Because Vaughn! As SARK! It's all so ironic. And hot. The clothes! The accent! Killed me dead. I wish Syd and Weiss could have made fun of him for it later, though. Playful ribbing! Hee. OH! I forgot. "SCHEDULED" AAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I just cracked up all over again. What? It was funny! Oh Vaughn, i loooove you.

-Did i mention the clothes? The clothes were good. And i DIED.

-Sloane and Barnett ew ew ew ew EEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!! MY EYES!! The very second the shot cut to Sloane, and he was in bed in a robe i was like "oh please don't let Barnett be there with him" and i missed everything he said worrying about it and then it was TRUE. Ewwww. Judy! Bad Judy! No biscuit!

-Glasses! Glaaaaaasses! Is it sad that i've been looking forward to that for a week? Nope nope nope nosirree. Oh! "Cheers." EEE!! Good stuff. And! The bathroom! My GOD, like... seriously? Mile High Club with handcuffs? My, those boys are kinky. It's kind of sweet, too, because their first encounter in Rendezvous involved handcuffs. Aww.

-Vaughn was all over that plane, wasn't he? What a hero. Does it make me a bad person if i say that i've grown tired of Action!Vaughn? I mean, don't get me wrong, i do love Action!Vaughn, very very much, but in small doses. Makes it more special. Having him run around trying to save the day while Syd's on comms is kind of... weird. Isn't it? He was disguised twice in the same episode, whereas Syd (Syd! Sydney Bristow!) was disguised once. It seems a little gratuitous, is all. ... Oh GOD, i'm complaining about gratuituous Vaughn? Please shoot me. PLEASE.

-Ha ha, Sark made Vaughn look really, really dumb trying to defuse the bomb. Vaughn: "What wire? Huh? What are you talking about? Whuuuhh?" Sark: "Yeah, this wire, of course." I like how they actually panned back to Vaughn to show how dumb he looked. HA! Ohhh, Vaughn. You're not always smarter than you look.

-Holy FUCK, Jack is a crazy mofo. He... he killed Ricky Gervais and brought him back to life as an interrogation technique. Jaaaack. You're scaaaaaary.

-Vaughn beat Sark! Hey! When he knocked Sark out- yeah, that was hot. Ooh, you know what's fun? I discovered this when i was capping Truth Takes Time. When they fight, just insert "BITCH!" whenever they throw a punch or anything. It's the best time ever, i guarantee it. *punch* BITCH! *kick* BITCH! *elbow* BITCH! I'm telling you. So fun.

-Awww, S/V hugging! Too bad the preview totally spoiled it, but whatever, it was nice. She was so sad, and he was all "hey, what? oh, hi." and i really, really like that. And, WOW, hands. Haaaaands. I didn't completely freak out, though, which is surprising. Maybe because they've hugged and kissed so many times now, and this season is tiring my little S/V heart out. Maybe. But still- aww.

Dooood, Ricky Gervais is cool. I really want to see The Office. Really really. And oh! Holy shit! The two years were relevant! RELEVANT! Well smack my ass and call me Mary. But why does Syd talk about the stuff that happened to her like she remembers it? Doesn't the fact that she can't remember still freak her out kind of, i dunno, A LOT? Yes? No? Whatever? Eeeehh. Awesome episode, though. Rockin', you might say. It was really, actually exciting! Yay Alias! YAY!

And Vaughn as Sark. Let me check... yep, still dying.

HEE!


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[info]canadiian
2004-03-14 09:42 pm UTC (link)
I have one thing to add...

Alright, you know how everyones all humminahumminahummina over Sark/Lauren because the get to be all cool blonde and madsexy, and then theres ye olde Syd/Vaughn who look like 78 year olds trying to make out in comparison... Well I fucking LOVE that Jack can kick both of their asses in the "crazy motherfucker" department. Dude. He's a good guy, and he can kill and revive people. Dude. Dude! People can take their S/V and their Sark/Lauren any day and keep it, just give me Jack/Jack anyday.

Spy daddy I love you.

So fucking badass. Guh. Love. He's soooooo my fav Bristowiene.

Well smack my ass and call me Mary.

But-but, your names marina...

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[info]toastandtea
2004-03-14 10:05 pm UTC (link)
What the-- whuh-- TIINA?? Is that... is that YOU? I very well may have just had a heart attack. Ha ha, okay, i'll shut up now.

But dude! Yes, the SpyDaddy love, it is pure and true. He is the most badass motherfucker in the world, fo sho. You keep on with your Jack-love. Represent.

Bristowiene

Nice.

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[info]canadiian
2004-03-14 10:31 pm UTC (link)
Hee, well I try.

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[info]kasey19
2004-03-14 10:04 pm UTC (link)
It gave me this image of Vaughn's father-in-law being this loopy guy wearing a boat captain's hat with a scotch in his hand going around having people call him The Senator.

Marina, you are absolutely insane. ;) Now I have this image of Vaughn and The Senator (hee!) on a moving boat, while The Senator is talking (drunk of course). They hit a wave and bam, Vaughn is covered in the drink. It sounded funnier in my head.

My, those boys are kinky. It's kind of sweet, too, because their first encounter in Rendezvous involved handcuffs. Aww.

Totally forgot that. And it is sweet. They can sit at home together, bicker and do crossword puzzles. Fun times.

Vaughn beat Sark! Hey! When he knocked Sark out- yeah, that was hot. Ooh, you know what's fun? I discovered this when i was capping Truth Takes Time. When they fight, just insert "BITCH!" whenever they throw a punch or anything. It's the best time ever, i guarantee it. *punch* BITCH! *kick* BITCH! *elbow* BITCH!

Isn't it weird though how many times Vaughn and Sark have gotten into bitch fights? It's gotta be at least 6-7. What with the constant fighting, dare I say there's a mysterious connection. Naaah.

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[info]fleener
2004-03-14 10:15 pm UTC (link)
Anyway, the fake news report was funny. Because what if he had just left the channel on? Did they have other fake news for filler? Silly CIA! Silly silly.

I thought the same thing. I was like "Okay, you got lucky when he turned it off so soon. But if he'd kept it on? Hopefully your 'anchorman' has more stuff to talk about."

When they fight, just insert "BITCH!" whenever they throw a punch or anything.

I'm totally going to do that now, it sounds really fun. I just want them to call each other "bitch," at least once. That would be awesome. Or make fun of each other. I really wanted Sark to laugh at the thought of Vaughn pretending to be him. Like "You? Acted like you were me? You could NEVER pull off being me. Never." That just...I really, really wanted to see something like that. Sigh.

Dooood, Ricky Gervais is cool. I really want to see The Office. Really really.

I want you to see The Office, too! I love the show but nobody here watches it and I get lonely, being the sole The Office fan. There's this one part in an episode where David (that's Ricky's character) goes "Those of you who think you know everything are annoying to those of us that actually do," and I just...love that. He's so pretentious and beautiful, you would love him in the show.

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[info]toastandtea
2004-03-15 07:47 am UTC (link)
I just want them to call each other "bitch," at least once. That would be awesome. Or make fun of each other.

I knoooooow! People on Alias should just generally make fun of each other a little more. I guess we all do it enough for them, but still, it would be so amusing.

He's so pretentious and beautiful, you would love him in the show.

I wanna see it i wanna see it! I think all of s1 is up at Suprnova, but my hard drive is rapidly running out of space, even though i keep going back and deleting things. Sob!

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[info]crediniaeth
2004-03-14 10:37 pm UTC (link)
Sloane and Barnett ew ew ew ew EEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!! MY EYES!!

YES! I saw the chest hair, held my head, and said "Oh god..." The cuddle was disgusting. Made me want to take a shower.

And Vaughn as Sark. Let me check... yep, still dying.

Word. When he introduced himself as "Julian Sark", I squeed. Yes... I'll admit it. My mother can attest to it. It's just so much fun watching a sexy man pretend to be another sexy man. *sighs* Can I die with you? ;)

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[info]toastandtea
2004-03-15 07:48 am UTC (link)
It's just so much fun watching a sexy man pretend to be another sexy man.

I know! It's like "whoah. This is... WHOAH." and it blew my mind a little bit.

Can I die with you?

Yes, i give you permission.

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[info]puppetoflove
2004-03-14 10:57 pm UTC (link)
Dude, I totally just YELLED at my television "Stop hurting Weiss, motherfuckers!" And then when he was okay, I just kind of quietly went "Phew." I know, it was all rather anticlimactic and stuff.

I loved every single Vaughn and Sark thing involved in this episode. I also love that you just know Sark was one moment away from sing-songing "I banged your wiiiiiiifffffee!" in Vaughn's face at any given time.

And man, Spy Daddy rocked my socks. Here's a little summary of my thought process during that entire scene.

"Oh SD, I love it when you're threatening. Oh, hey, what's with the . . .choking? There's choking? Okay, I love it when you choke! Um . . Spy Daddy? Don't you think this has gone on for a little too . . he's dying! DYING! He's no good dead! Spy Daddy, what are you . . .man, you're hot. Oh, hi Syd! Your dad is a stone fox. What? Defibawhat? Oh! OH! Oh Spy Daddy, you're so awesome. SPY DADDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Wasn't that riveting, dude?

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[info]puppetoflove
2004-03-14 11:03 pm UTC (link)
Oh, I totally forgot to mention that I loved how Vaughn used Sark's whole name when introducing himself. Because you just know he only included "Julian" so he could giggle on the inside, all "Julian. Ha. What a sissy ass name. 'Oh, hi, I'm Julian! Care for some tea and crumpets before we play with our dollies?' Julian! Give me a break."

No, seriously. So great.

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[info]toastandtea
2004-03-15 07:56 am UTC (link)
Oh, Regina. You crack me up.

Oh SD, I love it when you're threatening. Oh, hey, what's with the . . .choking? There's choking?

Heh, i was like "wow, Jack's so badass. Wait... dead? You... KILLED him?? CHRIST ON A CRACKER". Yeah. Jack is insane. And insanely awesome. Best bad good guy ever!

"Julian. Ha. What a sissy ass name. 'Oh, hi, I'm Julian! Care for some tea and crumpets before we play with our dollies?' Julian! Give me a break."

BWAAAAH! You know what he should have done? He should have played him gay. With lisping and hand gestures. Just to mock Sark. Oh man, the thought of that is cracking me up all over again.

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[info]bliccy
2004-03-14 11:04 pm UTC (link)
I've been typing like, a lot tonight. You and Paige always give my fingers a good workout on Sunday nights. Wow, can I take that back? Naw, I'll leave it. Bwuhah.

Alias! Can i just say how nice it is to see my friends list happy with the show for once? Aw! The love.

I'm happy! You're happy! We're all happy! God bless TV.

It gave me this image of Vaughn's father-in-law being this loopy guy wearing a boat captain's hat with a scotch in his hand going around having people call him The Senator.

Hahhaaaaa. Oh thank you for that. Maestro! I'm shutting up.

i was like "please don't shoot Weiss, pleasepleaseplease", because i get antsy like that, and then they did!

Duuude, yeah. I was scared they were going to take him out for a few months because Greggy is working on that new project or something and then I was reeealy nervous that we were going to lose Weiss-age for the rest of the season and THEN what would we do and who would say revealing-and-witting S/V comments? NO ONE! And that would have been sad.

The whole thing with the fake hotel room? I was so confused. It was enjoyable, but i was confused.

I don't think I caught onto the storyline until...the last 15 minutes. And even then, it's fuzzy. Oh well. We must focus on the important things. LIKE VAUGHN IN BLACK TURTLENECKS AND CORDUROY AND GLASSES AND ACCENTS! Pardon. Ahem.

Did i mention the clothes? The clothes were good. And i DIED.

If the writers knew how thoroughly happy Vaughn's wardrobe made his part of the viewing population, he would be in jaunty/nerdy/leather every single week. And it would never, ever get old.

i do love Action!Vaughn, very very much, but in small doses. Makes it more special.

Exactly. Ex. act. ly. He's so much hotter being all spy-y and run-y when it's like they've let a little puppy out of the doggy run and into the backyard. Because then he gets all excited and jumpy and stuff! And that is so much cuter!

You're not always smarter than you look.

Sometimes I really find dum!Vaughn more endearing. Mmm. And in glasses and corduroy and leather. Did I already mention that?

And, WOW, hands. Haaaaands.

They were enveloping. Ohhhh sob! SOB!

I'm all about the huge amounts of typing tonight. Oy.

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[info]fleener
2004-03-14 11:44 pm UTC (link)
You and Paige always give my fingers a good workout on Sunday nights. Wow, can I take that back? Naw, I'll leave it. Bwuhah.

Heh. I don't really have anything to say, but uh...I totally just giggled at that.

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[info]toastandtea
2004-03-15 08:19 am UTC (link)
You and Paige always give my fingers a good workout on Sunday nights.

Oh, Nicole. I... I didn't know you felt that way. I'm flattered.

Maestro!

AHAHAHAHAHA!! Okay, that seals it, The Senator is my new favorite character. When he turns out to be a normal politician i'm gonna be so pissed.

He's so much hotter being all spy-y and run-y when it's like they've let a little puppy out of the doggy run and into the backyard. Because then he gets all excited and jumpy and stuff! And that is so much cuter!

YES! Like he's all eager, and whipping out (hee!) the ass-kicking only for very special occasions in order to save Syd's bacon. Because he loves Syd's bacon. Syd's bacon is the best.

Sometimes I really find dum!Vaughn more endearing.

Because he IS! You just want to pet him and be like "oh, it's alright, you're pretty." But he's so cute when he's SMRT, too! Like in Q&A when he's telling Jack about his plan to send Syd to Mt. Sebacio and he's like "doesn't that make sense? I thought that made sense." cause he needs Jack's approval. Like a puppy. Have we now empirically proven that Vaughn=puppy? Because i think we have.

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[info]bliccy
2004-03-15 06:51 pm UTC (link)
Maestro!

AHAHAHAHAHA!! Okay, that seals it, The Senator is my new favorite character.

Maestro indeed! Hee! And yes, The Senator. I hope he carries around a coconut shell and talks into it like a cell phone. Ohhh man. The Senator kicks ass.

Because he loves Syd's bacon. Syd's bacon is the best.

Vaughn can't get enough of Syd's bacon. In fact, he'll sometimes have breakfast for dinner because he likes Syd's bacon so much.

I must stop! With the dirty! Before I'm compelled to go read some bad fic. Oh man.

Like in Q&A when he's telling Jack about his plan to send Syd to Mt. Sebacio and he's like "doesn't that make sense? I thought that made sense."

YES! Ohhh aside from all of the different -!Vaughn's we get with Syd, I LOVE I!Want!A!Daddy!(JACK!)!Vaughn. I LOVE that Vaughn. LOVE.

Have we now empirically proven that Vaughn=puppy? Because i think we have.

Proven. And empirically. Vaughn = puppy. A golden retriever or lab puppy! That is so the kind of puppy Vaughn is. And yes I edited the comment to use a Vaughn icon. Don't hate. :)

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[info]toastandtea
2004-03-15 07:45 pm UTC (link)
I hope he carries around a coconut shell and talks into it like a cell phone.

Like Greg from Survivor 1? I love Greg! He was my faaaavorite.

Ohhh man. The Senator kicks ass.

He totally does. Dude, i need some Senator fic. Senator icons, even though he's never been on the show. I should do a google image search for loopy old guys. OMG I LOVE THE SENATOR.

I!Want!A!Daddy!(JACK!)!Vaughn

YES! He's soooooo kyooooooot. Jack and Vaughn are my father-in-law/son-in-law OTP. As much as i love The Senator, it's not gonna last, because that marriage is so over. But, he and Vaughn will remain friends. I like to think that The Senator would approve of Syd/Vaughn. Oooh, he could hang out with Marshall! That would be wacky.

A golden retriever or lab puppy! That is so the kind of puppy Vaughn is.

Yes! I have a black lab, and they are the BEST dogs. So adooooorable. But Vaughn's more a golden retriever. Definitely a golden retriever. Cause he's a golden boy! And... yeah. Oooh, i HEART puppy!Vaughn.

And yes I edited the comment to use a Vaughn icon. Don't hate. :)

Haha, that's okay, i forgive you. The icon is important. I've done it before, too. ROCK!

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[info]bliccy
2004-03-15 10:23 pm UTC (link)
Like Greg from Survivor 1? I love Greg! He was my faaaavorite.

Dude, that's actually who I was hoping the coconut shell would be reminiscent of. That or Gilligan, hee! I have 'Survivor' on the brain. I read in TVGuide today that Ethan and Jenna (yes, model-big-boobs-mcgee-nudie-for-chocolate Jenna) are together. Dating. MY Ethan! With JENNA! Ugh.

Jack and Vaughn are my father-in-law/son-in-law OTP

I think Vaughn himself wants Jack to be his in-lawOTP. There's a family picnic I would go to. So basically, Sydney, Vaughn, and Jack. HAH! Wearing CIA-issued "Bristow Family Reunion" tees over plates of potato salad! Ahahahaha. I crack myself up.

Definitely a golden retriever. Cause he's a golden boy! And... yeah. Oooh, i HEART puppy!Vaughn.

My heart! It swells! With images of Vaughn and golden retriever puppies! Awwwwwwww! Teh cuteness! Too much!

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[info]stronglikemusic
2004-03-14 11:29 pm UTC (link)
Heeee! Ah, so good so good. I, too, quite freaked when Weiss got shot because he is so very very important. Can you imagine Weiss imitating Vaughn imitating Sark? Hee! And thanks to you we now have such a great image of The Senator! Too bad he's too drunk to notice his daughter is a raving lunaticslut. Ah, well. And oh the glasses were so cute. I kind-of miss geeky behind-the-desk-Vaughn he seemed... younger. But I did like him tonight, I was thinking how great it was that he had something to do. Handcuffing Sark twice, nonetheless. Woo! Those two are steadily moving up my list. Hee. [/goofy happy ramble]

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[info]toastandtea
2004-03-15 08:28 am UTC (link)
Can you imagine Weiss imitating Vaughn imitating Sark?

Ooh, i CAN! That is hilarious. Weeeeeiiiiisssss, we need more Weiss. Mocking people. And mocking Vaughn's marriage. YAY!

I kind-of miss geeky behind-the-desk-Vaughn he seemed... younger.

Me toooooo. He WAS younger! Remember when he was a junior agent? Up until the end of Parity. Aww. So cute. DeskJockey!Vaughn makes me happy. DeskJockey-with-a-side-of-Action!Vaughn makes me happy, too. So, basically... s1 Vaughn. Good times, good times.

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[info]putinthespark
2004-03-15 03:53 am UTC (link)
Bad Judy! No biscuit!

hah! funny shit, man. funny shit :D

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[info]disarmdstr
2004-03-15 09:53 am UTC (link)
ACK!!! i haven't seen it yet!! i missed it, due to finals. .. =(
*averts eyes so i don't spoil it*

*peeks* damnit!! i .. . cannot. . .resist.. . mustn't read!!!

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[info]emetib_elusive1
2004-03-15 04:08 pm UTC (link)
"I like the senator."...
you wasn't the only one laughing. it give vaughn a different light. i don't know.

Weiss! Scruffy!Weiss in a bar! Wooo!...
weiss was funny. when he was like. got shot on the neck once i can take it again kind of thing. hehe.

The whole thing with the fake hotel room?...
i was like, whoa. what? how did he... what? the news was funny. hehe. i wonder if i ever recieved one.

VAUGHN AS SARK AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA! I died...
hehe. i'm right there with you. i was like i knew it. oh when the dude said they said he was good looking. hehe.

Sloane and Barnett ew ew ew ew EEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!! MY EYES!!...
imma have to quote summer (the o.c.) here: ew.

Glasses! Glaaaaaasses!...
yes! glasses. vaughn. hot. yum. yum.

Ha ha, Sark made Vaughn look really, really dumb...
i actually thought vaughn was cute when he yells at marshall, 'i hate when you do that!' and then when he said 'marshall' there was some thing cute there.

Holy FUCK, Jack is a crazy mofo...
hehe. i wonder if ricky gervais had flashback of his life. you know what they say, you can see your whole life flashback once you go die.

Vaughn beat Sark!...
i was like. dude, vaughn has to win this shit. and he did! biatch!

Awww, S/V hugging!
i've missed my s/v! and that hug was just awwing.

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[info]jennidarockstar
2004-03-15 05:30 pm UTC (link)
It gave me this image of Vaughn's father-in-law being this loopy guy wearing a boat captain's hat with a scotch in his hand going around having people call him The Senator.
Laughed my ass off. Sounds like how my father will be in ten, twenty years. lmfao.

And the hilarity! Because Vaughn! As SARK!
I didn't hear one damn thing he said (besides the accent which was another bout of laughter in itself) because i was laughing THAT HARD. Same thing with the Sloane/Barnett thing. I didn't hear it because i was going "oh god no ew my eyes fuzzy arvy chest and woman in bed BARNETT! YOU FLOOSY!"

I like how they actually panned back to Vaughn to show how dumb he looked. HA! Ohhh, Vaughn.
THAT WAS SO GREAT! It's like, ok, you're cute, but DUMB! Let your boyfriend do the work.

and he was all "hey, what? oh, hi." and i really, really like that. And, WOW, hands.
you mean this expression? because that is TOTALLY what he is saying. so clueless. "wait, you love me? huh? since when? worried about me dying? confused." And the hands. lord, they are large. and like...yeah. he's a studmuffin.


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[info]jennidarockstar
2004-03-15 05:32 pm UTC (link)
aw it doesn't let me link. pretend it does.

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[info]resmin
2004-03-16 01:25 pm UTC (link)
Your recaps make my neck and mouth hurt. Mainly because I keep nodding and grinning like a dork. Also, oddly enough I've decided that I'm a fan of not seeing "Next Week on Alias". It only ends up making me agitated and pissed that it's not next week already. :)

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[info]centerspire
2004-03-17 12:31 pm UTC (link)
I am so glad you're on my flist. You make me laugh hysterically every week. ;)

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