When Good Clones Go Bad
Alias!

-Seeing Sloane and Syd meet up outside was soooo strange. It's like old-school Syd and Vaughn, but NOT! Sloane actually did seem sincere, too... which is wrong! He's EEEEVIL! Evilevilevilevil! Dammit. And still drinking lots of water. Always with the water. And wearing the bracelet. If those aren't some Rambaldi thing, i'm going to be sorely disappointed.

-Hockeeeeeeey! Eeeeee! Cutest. scene. ever. "You know why your brother never told you anything? Cause you say stupid things." Hee! I love when the boys snark, i really, really do. And, well, grumpy!hockey!Vaughn is a good thing. As is funny!hockey!Weiss.

-AAHH!! Sarkison! I freaked as soon as Allison showed up, cause, DUDE, Allison. It's so crazy to see her again. And... and... shirtless!Sark!! Whoah. It's ABOUT DAMN TIME. It's rather odd to see Sark act all lovey-dovey, but... shirtless!Sark. I'm not complainin'.

-Seeing Will in the flashback made me miss him even MORE. If that's possible. *sniff*

-Heyy, gratuitous not-wearing-of-clothes in the Vaughn household! Come on, you've gotta admit, Lauren's a purdy lady. But, ahhhhh, shirtless!Vaughn. I do love you so. (he's got some miraculous healing powers going on, too. Not a gaping stab wound in sight. It must be a side effect of the hotness.) Saying they should go on vacation to "the desert" reminded me of The Solution when Syd told Sloane the same thing, when she actually went to Algeria and Denpasar with Vaughn. Hmm. And i looooove that they're BOTH keeping secrets from each other now. Yay! Marriage go boom.

-Aww, S/V UST. It was so... The OC. Heh. But i love them anyway.

-The clubby stuff was awwwwesome. Syd and Allison and their guns and "Let's go" was just cool, yo. And Syd and Vaughn flirting! Oh comm!sex, how i've missed you.

-Shit, dude, what IS it with this show and teeth? They yank those suckers out left and right. Well... along with cutting off fingers. And stabbing. And shooting. And cruel and unusual torture. Uhm, Alias is kind of gross, isn't it?

-It's so beautifully fucked up that Syd is Sloane's handler now. The irony, the delicious irony! I love it. And Sloane asking if Syd let Vaughn control her- heeee. I love evil!Arvy.

-Oh, yeah, the establishing shot of Parliament and the Thames when Lauren went to London? TOTALLY the same exact shot from The Prophecy. The sunset, and the boat- it's the very same. I remember, because it's a gorgeous shot and i always liked it. It's good that i am able to notice these things. Except... not.

-DIXON! "I want that bitch dead." Ahhhh!! Just like everybody, i'm SO glad he finally showed some emotion. Dude, that was just badass.

-MARSHALL!! The marriage-proposal-drum-solo to end all marriage-proposal-drum-solos. Cracked my shit UP. Vaughn's reactions were priceless. Heeeee. And apparently Vaughn is the go-to ladies' man. BWAH!

-AHHHHHHH!!!!!! Francie flashback!!! AHHHHH!!!!!! I can't believe we finally got to see how she died. And, just, seeing real!Francie again... *sob* I miss her.

-RAWK! Girl fight! But come ON Syd, one shot? You should know by now that that's completely insufficient.

-WOOOO!! Rambaldi!! You never know when that ol' kook is gonna pop up and be relevant again. It's so cool to hear the manuscript mentioned... bringing things in from so long ago, it's great. And, dude, like, Allison is INVINCIBLE! Alias, you so crazy.

-Ahh, Syd and Vaughn, soaking wet, in the rain. NOW MAKE OUT! Err... *cough*

So yeah, that kicked ass. Not enough Jack, but we got good stuff with everyone else, so somebody had to get shafted. :/ Loved the Vaughnster, loved snarky!Syd and evil!Sloane, and ass-kicking, hurrah! I'm verrrry glad Allison will be around some more. :D

Next week looks rockin', again. But d'oooh, i don't want Vaughn protective of Lauren! I'm sorry, i'm a very bad, evil, biased shipper, but... arrrrgh. Dammit. But- AHHHH!! Vaughn and Jack smackdown! WOOO!! Seriously, though, Vaughn threatening Jack- SO kickass, and yet, so, so stupid. Nevermind when he was stabbed, NOW i'm worried for his life.